Sunday, September 19, 2010

Talk Like a Pirate Day Poem...

'tis Talk like a Pirate Day but ye should already know
so stow all ye "proper grammar" and let's get on with the show.
avast ye land lubbers and all ye scurvy wenches
it's time for all buccaneers to get off the benches.
so thrown on yer eye patch, hooked hand and peg leg...
grab some bottles of rum and don't forget grog by the keg.
ye dirty, stinky bilge rats and all ye buxom beauties...
come aboard thee jolly roger, and grab some freebooter booties.
now i don't wanna hear tales about ships that sank,
and if ye open yer trap you'll be walking my plank.
hold fast me girlie, smartly... tis the wind o' the monsoon
but all i really wanna do is drop me anchor in yer lagoon.
and lassie, you're beautiful so smile and don't frown.
but come a little closer, i want ye to blow my arse down.
and after ye finish up that tis my yardarm ye can measure,
so pull down yer britches and let me bury me treasure!

---The Dread Pirate VonFuct

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

VonFuct's Pic of the Week

Bike of the Week
Flathead goodness, clean and simple.

Car of the Week
Beautiful car... and that's coming from a Ford man.

Babe of the Week
Um, yeah... nuff said.

Art of the Week
New goodies from David Lozeau... go get 'em!

WTF of the Week
Now that is a BIG fucking dog!

Vintage Goodness of the Week
Ah, the good ol' days!

Friday, August 13, 2010

Flash Friday

Happy Flash Friday,
to all of you, young and old.
Here's to a natural resource,
that's worth it's weight in gold.

No two are the same,
and they come in all shapes and sizes.
Once we get to unwrapping them,
they're like tasty, bouncy prizes.

Small and perky,
or massive and heaving.
They're certainly a part,
of what keeps us from leaving.

So, ladies and girls,
make the world a better place.
Just flash us your titties,
and put a smile on our face.


Wednesday, August 11, 2010

VonFuct's Pic of the Week

Bike of the Week

Car of the Week

Babe of the Week

Art of the Week

WTF of the Week

Vintage Goodnees of the Week

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

VonFuct's Pic of the Week

Bike of the Week
now there's something you don't see
every day, a custom BMW R-80

Car of the Week
it's like candy.

Babe of the Week
and oldie but such a goodie.

Art of the Week
gotta love summer time... and David Mann.

WTF of the Week
I'm sorry, I just don't get it.

Vontage Goodness of the Week
Mr. Kenneth Howard hard at work.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

'51 HD Panhead

 lovin' it.

Titty Tuesday

i don't really feel,
like writing a poem today.
i hope that it's alright,
and I hope that it's okay.

but i will bring you boobs,
for it is still Titty Tuesday.
have a peek at this great pair,
now what else is there to say?